Whoa There, Cadet!

What's this?!

I'm not sure how you found this page -- but listen. Good work. There's an old saying that goes, "Write what you know, left what you yes." It doesn't make a lick of sense. But you, fickle friend, being on this page... I take it you have a bit of experience with nonsense yourself.

Look. The realms are in danger. According to an ancient prophecy, Aaraf Afzal possesses a different writing pun on each of his social medias. The only way to save us is to collect them all. Follow him on Twitter. Follow him on Instagram. And, if you so dare, follow...

...Wait. He hasn't set up the rest yet.

Those two will do, for now.